Let’s about clear about something.

I know everybody’s all like “Oh hi Spring. How ya doin’? I think I kinda like you! Wanna go to the Middle School dance with me?” right now.

But here is a dose of reality for you: Spring is not going to be your new BFF. It has bees – particularly carpenter bees, which are going nuts on our back porch right now. It has yellow jackets, which apparently like to dive bomb you when you’re working late at night in your office and freak you out only to reappear the next day lethargically sitting on one of your books begging to be taken outside. Not that I would know from experience or anything.

Spring has ridiculous changing weather. And seasonal allergens that wish to destroy you.

I’ll take the fall any day.